Ripped my pants in the area of my lady parts today in class.
Yep it’s one of those days.
WELL THEN WHY HAVEN’T WE SEEN THIS MOVIE YET?! Wait sorry. What I mean is, then we should go see this movie. I strongly approve of this idea.
I need someone to take walks with me.
I require pizza and a robot to do all my work. That is what I require and I will wait here patiently until my needs are met.
Well that was a stimulating 3 hour conversation about religious history with a side of awkward small talk. I think I’ll go take that much needed nap now.
Somebody go see the Muppets movie with me so I don’t feel like a dork going by myself.
Well thank you then, sir! :D