August 2011
51 posts
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completeopenbook: god damn mosquitoes. i have bug bites all over my feets, and ankles. THIS. I was outside trying to work on my damn carving for class and them bitches were attacking the fuck out of my flesh.
Aug 31st
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Aug 30th
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Oh Jamie.
Teacher: I think I'll just slip in through the back door.
Jamie: That's what he said!
Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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naiveatbest: I just like food a lot.
Aug 29th
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It's kind of crazy
the difference that being in school makes on my mood. I LIKE IT.
Aug 29th
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I'll probably just nap buuut
I feel like being productive. I also feel like if yesterday didn’t just shit storm all over the eastern side of North Carolina, today would be a really good day to go adventuring around Battle park.
Aug 28th
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TREES EVERYWHERE
Aug 28th
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I need to stop watching the weather channel.
Aug 27th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
469 notes
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Aug 26th
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Aug 25th
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I will work on my drawing.
I will work on my drawing. I will work on my drawing. I will work on my drawing. I will work on my drawing. I will work on my drawing. I will work on my drawing. I will work on my drawing. I will work on my drawing. I will work on my drawing. I will work on my drawing. I will work on my drawing. I will work on my drawing. I will work on my drawing. I will work on my drawing. I will work on my...
Aug 25th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 21st
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Babysitting stories?
Today I decided that I should invest some time into writing about my experiences with my babysitting job. Mostly ones that deal with Tabor, as he is more interesting than his awfully whinny sister Kendra. Let’s just see if I can commit to it.
Aug 20th
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Aug 20th
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Hearts, they’re pretty important, right? I mean, you need them to survive. Don’t you?  
Aug 18th
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Real Life Problem Solvers
This is what real life problem solvers do, they make lists and SOLVE THINGS. And now for our brilliant solutions. I happen to be a big fan of building the weather machine as our number one solution.
Aug 15th
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Aug 14th
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Listen IT’S FUCKING DOCTOR WHO DUBSTEP.
Aug 14th
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Aug 13th
20 notes
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Aug 13th
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Aug 12th
97 notes
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Aug 12th
33 notes
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Aug 12th
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Aug 12th
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Dear Sarah Prince
I decided last night that life would be much better if you lived in Wilson.
Aug 11th
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Pro-tip for ya
When someone apologizes don’t say “It’s whatever.” It comes off as indifferent and dismissive.
Aug 10th
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Aug 10th
287 notes
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Okay
Well I’m just gonna go live in books now.
Aug 10th
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BALDERDASH!
Aug 9th
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Oh god
naiveatbest: Me: “I just want to take my pants off. And NOT get HPV.” Sam: “Getting laid in Wilson: HARDMODE”
Aug 8th
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http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/ →
I just.. it’s too funny.. I just don’t even.
Aug 8th
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imo
December can’t get here fast enough.
Aug 8th
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This too accurate not to reblog..,
rheesmiles: Popular girls:  Popular boys:  Me and my friends: 
Aug 6th
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lordcocohasgoneaway asked: Sorry missed your phone calls, had my phone on silent from earlier and never turned it back up. so yea what fun did I miss?
Aug 6th
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freak.: GIBBERISH →
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Aug 5th
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Aug 5th
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Aug 4th
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Anonymous asked: Y U NO ON FACEBOOK??
Aug 3rd
lordcocohasgoneaway asked: Y U NO ON FACEBOOK?!?!?
Aug 3rd
naiveatbest asked: Y U NO ON FACEBOOK?
Aug 3rd
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Aug 3rd
27 notes
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Fuckyoumomanddad
Gerber life college plan commercial why do you mock me so?
Aug 3rd
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Aug 3rd
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Family
I never quite understood the fuss about it.
Aug 2nd
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Aug 1st
277 notes