The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.– Invisible Monsters (via papertygers)
It’s easier to just not try, to give up. That’s always the case, right? I can sit here and flip the coin as many times as I want and I’ll always want it to land on heads, I’ll always want an excuse to talk to you. It’s just that it’s too easy to accept the coin landing on tails time after time. It’s easier to just give up because when it comes to you,...
IT’S SO FUCKING HOT I’M GONNA MURDER MYSELF WOW I HATE THE SUN
My Jaccobcat acquired fleas. As such, I decided to give the kid a bath, you know, to cast out his demon fleas. I WAS DOING HIM A FAVOR! And immediately after drying him off, IMMEDIATELY, he poops on the floor! I rid him of those pest and he pays me back with a cleaning job. What a spiteful prick.
I feel like I need to hide out in my room for a couple of days.
They’re like, 12– The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via grayskymorning)