August 2012
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whore-endous:
“I remember awakening one morning and finding everything smeared with the color of forgotten love.”
- Charles Bukowski
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This war is still raging.
But I have a secret weapon. THE JACCOBCAT. And the odds are in my favor. The tables have turn. The fat lady has sung and pigs have wings. The spiders don’t stand a chance.
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"Guts"
conjumbled:
Short story from Chuck Palahniuk’s book Haunted that will make you sick to your stomach but still laugh at the same time.
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I think I’ll be bitter until one day I’m not. I don’t think there’s a magic fix for break ups. There’s just one day when it all stops. When being lonely just becomes being alone.
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Talking about my 21st birthday plans.
ME: i'm probably going to get trashed
ME: i need a place and friends
SAM: It's not a proper 21st if you don't almost get alcohol poisoning
ME: i agree with that statement
SAM: It's a good statement
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TRUE STORY
Alright. So there’s this guy and I went on a couple of dates with him last summer but it never amounted to anything. Needless to say I was uninterested. But around 10:00 last night this guy decides to throw a facebook message my way which proceeded to go like this.
THIS GUY: Hey here is a wierd question… Are you attracted to me?
ME: You’re a bold one aren’t ya! Well...
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uno is a great card game it’s just filled with smiles and laughter and numbers and colors and everything is right in the world until someone skips you because then it gets real fuckin personal real fuckin fast
temporal-mechanics asked: awwwww yacob cat could do it just tell him to kneed your back
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I have mayonnaise in my hair and avocados on my face. MAKE SHIFT SPA DAY! Now all I need is someone to give me a massage.
How hard could it be to teach a cat how to give a back rub?
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OHDEARGODINEEDTOSTARTPACKING.
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I died the day they took the only bookstore out of Wilson.
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When did I get so angry?
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I literally scared the shit out of a herring today.
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GOT INTO THE ART DEPARTMENT AT ASU. ALRIGHT, TIME TO REWARD MYSELF WITH A NICE NAP.
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I need another Odd Thomas adventure.
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I have successfully managed to get ONE box packed and ready for the move. Maybe when August rolls around I’ll have two boxes ready. Maybe?
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